Tweet
selection of a few that have come through this week:
What do you call a fat slut in space?
A meaty whore...
A woman gets home from working a night shift and decides to wake up her husband by giving him oral sex. So she climbs under the bottom of the duvet, gently spreads his legs, pulls the foreskin right back and then sucks his brains out until he quivers and cums like never before.
She then goes into the bathroom to clean up and finds her husband in there.
"What the fuck are you doing in here" she yells at him.
"Sshhhh" he says, "you'll wake your Dad up"...
There is a new diet sweeping across Pakistan. It's called the swim fast diet...
I was doing the crossword the other day when a difficult one came up. So I turned to my friend and said "Slang word for Homosexual, three letters"
My friend replied "JLS"...
What do you call a prostitute with no legs?
Cash and carry
What do you call a fat slut in space?
A meaty whore...
A woman gets home from working a night shift and decides to wake up her husband by giving him oral sex. So she climbs under the bottom of the duvet, gently spreads his legs, pulls the foreskin right back and then sucks his brains out until he quivers and cums like never before.
She then goes into the bathroom to clean up and finds her husband in there.
"What the fuck are you doing in here" she yells at him.
"Sshhhh" he says, "you'll wake your Dad up"...
There is a new diet sweeping across Pakistan. It's called the swim fast diet...
I was doing the crossword the other day when a difficult one came up. So I turned to my friend and said "Slang word for Homosexual, three letters"
My friend replied "JLS"...
What do you call a prostitute with no legs?
Cash and carry
Comment