a joke on my mate

[sixaxles]

right my mate is selling his truck, basically i just need as many stupid questions sending as possible - i cant do it because he'll know my user name!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scania-144...item231c6661f0

questions about - postage, the fuse box(fuses missing) , how often does the chimney sweep come, does jacking the cab effect the operation of the passenger seat in any way?? and anything else plainly stupid along them lines!!



oh and add to your watch list

[FletchCossie]

Hello mate, is this an Iveco truck?

Thanks

Question sent

[Ashie]

I've just asked him can take it for a test ride with my probation officer when I get out of prison!!!!!!!

[steviecossie]

Questions sent.

I've asked him:

when was the last time he varnished the dash and what varnish did he use.

What mpg do you get on a gd run, would it be possible for me to run it on cooking oil I get from the local takeaways?

How loud is the horn?

What size are the alloys you have fitted? Would I be able to fit low profile tyres

How bright are the spotlights on the cab?

When was the last time the exhausts were cleaned and was it done by a registered exhaust cleaner

Hope this is gd enough mate

[turbomook]

Haha, my questions...

Hi mate, please could you tell me how many Watt's the top 6 lights produce? Do they light up the road brightly at night? Thanks

[turbomook]

Haha and

Sorry also could you please tell me where else the car is advertised? Thanks

[sixaxles]

brilliant

[hivesy]

ive asked him

can i tow my caravan with this?..it's 1000kg

[Ben Purnell]

done for you Chris, I asked what scale model it was

[so cossie]

I have asked

Does the private plate come with the truck (SCA N1A)

[sixaxles]

priceless his brain will be gettin fried by these lol

[stucos]

Just asked him a question ref tacho see if he mentions it to you

[sixaxles]

Just asked him a question ref tacho see if he mentions it to you

i'm not answering the phone to him until the sale ends, i would just laff uncontrollably as soon as it got mentioned ..... the seat might give it away to him - a couple of years ago he went to jack the cab up but the cab release didnt work, so the cab ram (which locates under the passenger seat) just did its thing and fooked all the floor up good style. the truck had the go to scanias bodyshop at sheffield and have the cab lifted off in order to fix the damage think the bill was over 7k by the time they'd finished!!

go on, ask if the cab tilt effects the operation of the passenger seat in any way

[mr.khan]

lol lads im in stiches

[stucos]

just sent a message asking about thick drivers jacking up cabs when locks are jammed and if it has sgb history