James May is a COCK

[D J]

Just seen the new top gear dvd about the worst cars ever and James May pulls the cozzeh to bits. He says if you drive past the top gear cockometer it would go off the scale. Well it would if he was driving it the knob.

[broome]

how dare he diss the mighty cosworth!.... he proberbly only did it because clarkson had one!!!..

[D J]

how dare he diss the mighty cosworth!.... he proberbly only did it because clarkson had one!!!..

He had clarkson tied to a tree and gagged so he couldn't interupt his road test.

I didn't know clarkson had bought 2 cozzeh's though.

[cosmo]

I bet he didn't have to buy them though

[Loader]

He's right

[luca]

A few members on here would rather log onto cock.com too!

[D J]

At least the cozzeh made top gear in the end for the 20th anniversary. Just not how we planned it.

[COZZFATHER]

james may is one of them blokes you always think looks like he fiddles with kids, i certainly wouldn't trust him at a macdonalds party fuckin prick

[KR54321]

Father, I wonder if his siggy also speaks he likes MCD "happy meal" destroyers

From the TG 3 he is like the most objective though maybe because I dont understand much english

[cossie dunc]

Lol calm down lads........he's just reading the script

[COZZFATHER]

Lol calm down lads........he's just reading the script

aye but the sassanach still needs chibin oot wi' a bucky bottle oan tha coopin

[Turkish]

Me and James at the rally this year! Never once took the piss out of my Cossie, but then who would whilst I'm standing there, john Claude van dam ya!

[Turkish]

Me and James at the rally this year! Never once took the piss out of my Cossie, but then who would whilst I'm standing there, john Claude van dam ya!

Oh and anyone takes piss out my Parker I will beat you like a dog at the next show!

[COZZFATHER]

may looks like he's having a fiddle right there

[Turkish]

may looks like he's having a fiddle right there

Oh that's the spot!