Driving around

[Bosch Man]

....i note what a real wanker is......i am rolling in a 600bhp SL55 Merc roof down 2pac on.....picture that scene a white ugly 38 year old living large...NO its not me thats the wanker...its that geezer in a rusty mk5 escort LX having a pop at me because i go to pull out to overtake a lorry but noted he coming up behind me like he is on the run from a fat woman who he stole her ginsters chicken and mushroom pie from, i pull back in to let him by and he decides to look at me funny as he passes, it doesnt last as the blue smoke made a heavy fog once passed......i caught up with him and sat behind him at the traffic lights and he was looking like he was having an epileptic attack as he was making out he was taking his seat belt off Suffice to say it blew to nothing...i certainly wasnt mad i just thought if he got out and fronted me did he realise i was banned for life from Passion Ford and i am somebody.

Dont fuck with an internet gangsta

[Rolls]

Keep taking the pills mate! ummmmmmmkay!

[Loader]

Notorious P.H.I.L

[mboon]

lol did this really happen? because I want to know how a 1.6 escort was still behind you after you overtook. Or do you drive like a woman?

I had a simular thing where a shitty MK2 Golf GTI nearly went up the ass of me. I was not happy!

[bullett]

you do brighten the day at times phil

[F12NCO]

Bet he had a PF sticker..............You just couldn't see it through the blue fog!

I remember taking a leisurely Sunday drive when the escort was running, country lane, I'm doing 40 in a 60, sunny day, not another car in sight, windows down, sun roof open, little nephew asleep in the back...............Some twat comes hacking up behind me sitting on my bumper and flashing me! ......... In a Saxo!!!!

So laugh to the missus, neph wakes up, so I wait until its clear for him to overtake, as he's level I tell my neph (only 6 at the time) to wave at him! So what does the little shit do..............Flicks him the bird!!

Didn't see him again, he must of broken down.

[Mike Rainbird]

....i note what a real wanker is......i am rolling in a 600bhp SL55 Merc roof down 2pac on.....picture that scene a white ugly 38 year old living large...NO its not me thats the wanker...its that geezer in a rusty mk5 escort LX having a pop at me because i go to pull out to overtake a lorry but noted he coming up behind me like he is on the run from a fat woman who he stole her ginsters chicken and mushroom pie from, i pull back in to let him by and he decides to look at me funny as he passes, it doesnt last as the blue smoke made a heavy fog once passed......i caught up with him and sat behind him at the traffic lights and he was looking like he was having an epileptic attack as he was making out he was taking his seat belt off Suffice to say it blew to nothing...i certainly wasnt mad i just thought if he got out and fronted me did he realise i was banned for life from Passion Ford and i am somebody.

Dont fuck with an internet gangsta

I look forard to reading the post where the person above claims to have raped an AMG Merc .

[Simon T]

i had some tit last weekend acting a twat in a mondeo, we were approaching some traffic lights, mrs and kids in the car, as i got about 15 metres from the lights they went to amber, and by the time i got the the actual lights they were on red, so i stopped as you do. the bloke behind was going apeshit shouting stuff out the window, so i undid seatbelt and went to get out at which point he promptly locked his doors and shut his window. idiot.

[Dave]

Phil you're a genious, you just brightened up my dull morning

[Lambchop]

Gets me everytime you say "rolling" lol

[Bosch Man]

mike he certainly did "smoke" me

[Dan Le Moignan]

Down one of our country lanes, a bloke was crawling along at 20mph, when the road is clearly marked 40mph, so i overtake him after a short while, and as i go past him he is calling me a wanker. Once past he is still calling me a wanker by hand gesture, at this point the red mist is in full force, so slam the brakes on and start getting out of the car, only to see he is fucking massive so got back in the car and let my Dad the passanger get out and sort it out

[the youth]

i had some tit last weekend acting a twat in a mondeo, we were approaching some traffic lights, mrs and kids in the car, as i got about 15 metres from the lights they went to amber, and by the time i got the the actual lights they were on red, so i stopped as you do. the bloke behind was going apeshit shouting stuff out the window, so i undid seatbelt and went to get out at which point he promptly locked his doors and shut his window. idiot.

something like that happened to be years ago unfortunatly the other bloke got out and decked me.... twice!!!!!!!

steve

[RWD_cossie_wil]

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[mboon]

something like that happened to be years ago unfortunatly the other bloke got out and decked me.... twice!!!!!!!

steve

mate thats unlucky lol

I used to have major road rage, dosnt bother me so much now.More worried of the car getting hit so letting people in and out is not something i challange. Also dont bother stoping and getting out anymore as one good kick to a bumper or wing is going to cost me a lot more than what he is going to get (black eye)